Flash Pulp 074 – Ruby Departed: Neighbours, Part 2 of 3

Welcome to Flash Pulp, Episode Seventy-Four.

Flash PulpTonight, we present Ruby Departed: Neighbours, Part 2 of 3
(Part 1Part 2Part 3)

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As Bob Dylan famously sang:

Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word “NOW”
And you say, “For what reason?”
And he says, “How?”

Find Flash Pulp here.

Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

In this, the second chapter of our current story arc, Ruby, our heroine, encounters some unexpected company.

Flash Pulp 074 – Ruby Departed: Neighbours, Part 2 of 3

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

Ruby Departed: Neighbours 2-1Ruby Departed: Neighbours 2-2Ruby Departed: Neighbours 2-3Ruby Departed: Neighbours 2-4Ruby Departed: Neighbours 2-5Ruby Departed: Neighbours 2-6

Flash Pulp is presented by http://skinner.fm. The audio and text formats of Flash Pulp are released under the Canadian Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 2.5 License.

Inner Space

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness, where the explorers often get lost.

– W.S. Anglin                      

I hate posting up youtube clips without comment, but, this video, a visualization of a Mandelbox which I found via Coilhouse, is beautiful, and requires very little chattery on my part.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO9ugnn8DbE]

To most outsiders, modern mathematics is unknown territory.  Its borders are protected by dense thickets of technical terms; its landscapes are a mass of indecipherable equations and incomprehensible concepts.  Few realize that the world of modern mathematics is rich with vivid images and provocative ideas.

– Ivars Peterson                      

Spaceballs 2

Schwartz Fight

This is an odd note, but: Do you remember the sequel to Spaceballs?

I recall as a kid really wondering if the fourth wall breaking gag that Yogurt made near the end of the movie – “Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money” – would ever actually happen.

For one nation, it sort of did.

From Wikipedia:

In September 2004, news about a sequel, parodying the Star Wars prequel trilogy, appeared on the internet. It was rumored that there was going to be a sequel entitled Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2, but the sequel turned out to be a hoax.
[…]
In 1989, the movie Martians Go Home was distributed in the Italian market as Balle Spaziali 2 – La vendetta (Balle Spaziali being the localized title of Spaceballs). – article

I can find no evidence of the original Martians Go Home, nor its Italian variant, on youtube. The cast listing on imdb is a hodge-podge of B-actors of the period, as well as some low-end stand up comedians.

Martians Go Home

My one hope is that, with a title like “Space Balls 2: The Vendetta”, it ends with Randy Quaid’s character beaten by Martian felons.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFWbwW9RU6I]

The Art Of The Deal

Listen, I’m no genius – as evidenced by the fact that I went to McDonald’s for food yesterday – but I’m fairly sure this sign could just as easily say “pick any 254 for $505.46” and it would be just as useful. 

I mean, it would make sense to me if it was pick any 2 for $3.50, or even $3.97, but, as it stands, it’s just a suggestion for those who are really terrible at math.

Flash Pulp 073 – Ruby Departed: Neighbours, Part 1 of 3

Welcome to Flash Pulp, Episode Seventy-Three.

Flash Pulp

Tonight, we present Ruby Departed: Neighbours, Part 1 of 3
(Part 1Part 2Part 3)

[audio:http://traffic.libsyn.com/skinner/FlashPulp073.mp3]

Download MP3
(RSS / iTunes)

This week’s episodes are brought to you by Flash Pulp on iTunes.

Subscribe today, or Steve Jobs may hurl a ninja star at you.

Find it here.

Flash Pulp is an experiment in broadcasting fresh pulp stories in the modern age – three to ten minutes of fiction brought to you Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

Tonight we present the first entry in another arc straight from the pages of Ruby’s travel log. In this chapter, our heroine attempts to track down the source of the mysterious smoke she has repeatedly witnessed during her post-apocalyptic journey.

Flash Pulp 073 – Ruby Departed: Neighbours, Part 1 of 3

Written by J.R.D. Skinner
Art and Narration by Opopanax
and Audio produced by Jessica May

Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-1
Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-2Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-3Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-4Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-5Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-6Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-7Ruby Departed: Neighbours 1-8

Flash Pulp is presented by http://skinner.fm. The audio and text formats of Flash Pulp are released under the Canadian Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 2.5 License.

My TV Idea

It seems to me the age of Seasonal DVDs has killed water cooler chat.
Battlestar GalacticaSomeone needs to create an ‘Old Show Forum’, broken down by series and episode.

That way, people running through something on DVD like LOST, or Battlestar Galactica, or Babylon 5, (or whatever,) can visit and chat up the episode they’ve just watched, without running the spoiler risk that any sort of discussion of a completed television show holds.