Tag: Questions

CNN Has Questions (and Turkey)

Periodically CNN.com gets confused about who’s asking the questions, and who’s supposed to be answering them, so I pitch in a helping hand to clear up the confusion.

Uh, I believe it’s a right and then another right at the desert. Wait, no, maybe it’s a right and then – hmm.

You know what? Let me check Google maps and get back to you.

Anderson Cooper is actually already on his way over to your house to cough on your meal, so, unfortunately, yes.

CNN Front pageAye, you’ve got to punch them in their bad wing.

CNN Front pageThis isn’t actually a question, but it is a perfect example of why you want to be sure to kill and pluck your turkey before attempting to deep fry it.

Retort

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In no way to honour my birthday, I thought I’d introduce a new feature to the site: Simple Answers To CNN’s Stupid Questions. All of these are found on today’s CNN front page.

Up front, the sport section hits us with a hat-trick:

Sport Section

  • Yes, and my vote is for Dame.
  • I know the remote is missing, but just get up and change it already.
  • This was no game, this was murder.

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PoliticsYes.

Social– with bats!

Thank you, good night!