Sunday Summary: Nuclear Family Bombardment

Having one of those moments when I just want to high-five science.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 11, 2011
I had an uncle who joined a cult that lived outside the law. We all tried to warn him against engaging in unprotected sects. #HereAllWeek
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 9, 2011
Here in the Canada, a civil war doesn’t involve armed combat – it’s mostly just a lot of passive-aggressive politeness.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 8, 2011
For tax and health reasons, I’ll be spending the summer months as a third-grade student.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 8, 2011
Based on my understanding of cable news, NASA needs to be replacing its shuttle technology with bounce-houses.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 6, 2011
CNN: “Who owns Cary Hart’s heart?” – Gina Bowers, of NJ, who won it in a poker game in 1993.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 7, 2011
Oh, Inception Soundtrack, why you gotta be like that? You know I’m a married man.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 7, 2011
Every time I hear the phrase “nuclear family” I feel like we ought to be proposing UN sanctions, or at least some IAEA inspections.
— JRD Skinner (@JRDSkinner) June 7, 2011