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Attack of the Revenge of the Return

Backyard planet

Last night the server apparently caught a case of the fall-overs, but, fearless chrononaut RetroJim, of Relic Radio, has applied the proper whips to the proper galley slaves, and everything seems to be back to normal.

While I’ve got your attention, however, I’d like to point out that friend of the site, Barry/BMJ2k, is celebrating his 500th post over at Mr Blog’s Tepid Ride (http://bmj2k.com) – why not swing by and let him know how much you appreciate his constant slaving over a hot keyboard?

When you get back from that, the final item I might point out is last night’s episode, #162: The Last Pilgrimage, which is 19% more epic than the usual Flash Pulp. As I’ve mentioned previously, by the time we post a story I’ve usually grown to hate some aspect of it – not so this time.

Burning Traditions

Birthday BlazeAs part of Jessica May’s birthday celebration, we held a small blaze in our freshly constructed backyard fire-pit. Standing at the flame’s edge, my mind wandered back to the last time we’d had such a gathering: at our old place of residence, a year, and a lifetime, ago.

The momentum of memory didn’t stop there, however. I recalled the summer evenings, in my youth, when I would listen to the flat and broken tones of my grandfather, singing along to some maudlin cowboy tune while staring into the smoke and sipping at his hops. Then, further back, a recollection of my own father, before his death, stoking high the fire, and warning my seven-year-old clumsiness against getting too close.

Captured by the sequence, my mind’s eye went even beyond – to the tales of bushwhacking and lumber camps that my mother’s father had imparted from his own adolescence, and to the lonely embers my father’s father must have gathered about while still a boy himself, when the land had yet to be cleared for farming.

Neanderthals gathered about a fire - from http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1912195,00.html

There are few common threads that run through the course of human history. If you were to present a bungalow, gas range, or memory-foam mattress, to a traveler from a previous age, they’d little understand their provenance – but, lead them to a simple fire, and they’d recognize an ageless, and universal, hospitality.

Poop

Panel from Atlas Comics' Menace, issue 7
Just as a clarification of my own shame:

http://twitter.com/#!/JRDSkinner/statuses/68522716319322112

It was entirely my fault – I didn’t detect the odd background noise, and it was left up to our intrepid audio engineer to discover the error in my calculations.

Rather than pollute the feed with a crunchy episode, we’re going to hold off till tonight and re-record. The script is a little longer than usual, so hopefully it’ll be worth the wait.

Jessica May's Birthday

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Hello, and welcome to Wednesday.

It’s Jessica May’s birthday, which means today’s blogging will be rather random, and may involve epiphanies regarding cake.

Birthday Cat - found at: http://whoamwenow.blogspot.com/2010/04/birthday-kitties.html

For any who might be moved to do so, the best non-physical gift to give her would be to join the Flash Pulp Facebook page – her heart swells each time she sees it grow.

The upside is that #162 ought to be up quite early.

The various customs with which people today celebrate their birthdays have a long history. Their origins lie in the realm of magic and religion. The customs of offering congratulations, presenting gifts and celebrating – complete with lighted candles – in ancient times were meant to protect the birthday celebrant from the demons and to ensure his security for the coming year. . . . Down to the fourth century Christianity rejected the birthday celebration as a pagan custom.

– Schwäbische Zeitung via http://abcog.org

Urban Legend: Phlegm Mites

Still from the great short film, Water Brain (Click through for video)Another improbable legend:

Tales of phlegm mites, tiny parasites mainly preoccupied with the consumption of mucus, are common in elementary classrooms. The problem is said to begin when a chronic nose-miner – the tales often use the name Katie or Kathy – unknowingly leaves a green deposit beneath their fingernail. At some point during the child’s muck-handed schoolyard explorations, the mites discover the tempting goo and dig in.

Phlegm MiteThe trouble begins when the finger returns to her nostril.

The unfortunate goes to bed that evening complaining of a persistent itch, and her unsuspecting parents attempt to placate her with some nasal decongestant – unbeknownst to the family, the mites frenzy at the introduction of the chemicals, (and at their suddenly decreasing meal supply.) By morning the tiny insects have eaten through her flesh, creating a large, red and ragged gap.

In other versions of the story, the nose is consumed entirely, leaving only protruding bone.

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FlashCast 018 – Happy Trails

FlashCast 018 - Happy Trails[audio:http://traffic.libsyn.com/skinner/FlashCast018.mp3](Download/iTunes)

Hello, and welcome to FlashCast episode eighteen – prepare yourself for 50 foot mummies, Canadians in comics, St Stephen’s, the name game, and not episode 161.

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Rocking Horse

An excerpt from a 1933 issue of Popular Science:
Horse Of Steel from Popular MechanicsI have no idea if the beast actually worked – I suspect it did, but at a very slow pace. Still, you’ve got to admit that it looks neat, and that kid & his hat are the very portrait of gusto.

Roads be damned, I’d love to live in a world filled with nothing but airships and off-road mechanical horses.