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Uh oh, I, er – I’ll be right back, I need to replace a birthday cake.
Occasionally CNN becomes entirely slack-jawed – at those times, I step in to assist.
Cancel that poor baby’s subscriptions to Cosmo and Vogue – popular media just gives them an unrealistic portrayal of infant body-shape.
Yes. Who are you, Matt?
Analysis? Chance to bash Iran? This sounds a lot like the US was on the receiving end of some zinger, and it only came up with a decent rejoinder after the moment had passed.
Iran: “Your capitalistic secularism has created long term instability in our region.”
US: “That’s what she said!”
Thanks for rubbing it in, CNN. I eagerly anticipate next week’s article: “Who’s buying a rocket-powered motorbike to jump over a string of fifty jewel-encrusted albinos, only to land in a pool filled with money? The rich.”
Pretty bad. It’s rumored in some circles that the iPad 2 camera spent most of the late-’80s helping run Baby Doc Duvalier’s regime in Haiti.
When CNN finds itself confused, I step in to help.
– because, seriously, he’s been phoning non-stop for something like two years now, and they usually just let it go to voicemail.
I believe so, I’ve heard that Tunisia is an excellent dancer.
I think this is really derived from a dissatisfaction with repetition. Let’s can the symphonic work and get something fresh out there – Daft Punk, for example, did an amazing job on the Tron: Legacy soundtrack.
Despite CNN’s repeated attempts at playing matchmaker, I continue to refuse Meg Ryan’s proposal of marriage.
Finally, something sports related that I can get excited about – bring on the cyborgs!
This is actually an item I was half-considering for yesterday’s CNN responses, but there was no comedy in it.
It may not be humorous, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a ridiculous question. Here’s a quote from Jared Loughner, which I recently came across over at Bothersome Things – read it and decide for yourself.
“If you’re editing of every belief and religion reaches the final century then the writer for every belief and religion is you.
You’re editing of every belief and religion reaches the final century.
Thus the writer for every belief and religion is you.
You control every – thought, action, and lifestyle – for the person or people as the mind controller.”
– Jared Loughner
Sometimes CNN’s front page gets confused, and, at those times, I lend a helping hand.
I realize this isn’t a question, I just thought it was cute that they let Bret Michaels’ mom post something on their front page.
I expect a follow-up tomorrow morning: “Why Doesn’t Bret Michaels Call His Parents More Often? They worry.”
Should the sun rise? Should humanity continue to breath? Should monkeys be dressed up in people clothing and given cigars? Should CNN stop asking obvious questions?
Maybe, but, unfortunately, much in the same way that a high-speed car crash can save you from cancer.
I’m hoping for a Broadway show, possibly followed by a book tour.
I’ve seen a lot of Xtranormal videos floating around the web lately, so I thought I’d run a quick experiment and turn yesterday’s CNN post into a short film.
This was the result:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxm8-3zJ8fM]
Periodically CNN.com gets confused about who’s asking the questions, and who’s supposed to be answering them, so I pitch in a helping hand to clear up the confusion.
Uh, I believe it’s a right and then another right at the desert. Wait, no, maybe it’s a right and then – hmm.
You know what? Let me check Google maps and get back to you.
Anderson Cooper is actually already on his way over to your house to cough on your meal, so, unfortunately, yes.
Aye, you’ve got to punch them in their bad wing.
This isn’t actually a question, but it is a perfect example of why you want to be sure to kill and pluck your turkey before attempting to deep fry it.
Sometimes CNN gets confused and requires a little help.
I am here to provide that clarification.
All of these items are from today’s front page.
They forgot the punctuation on this one, but my guess is, based on the recent reunions of both The Backstreet Boys and The New Kids On The Block, and the depressed look on these people’s faces, that Menudo is about to announce a comeback tour for its late-’70s line-up.
I’ve never heard of this scrappy Potter kid, hopefully this gets him some press coverage.
The afterlife is full of people trying to get me to play Mafia Wars? I’ll pass.